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Ben Ten Goerdt's Prediction ~ Ok, im going to make this WHS football preview short, because chances are there isn't going to be much to view on our side of the scoreboard again this year. Yes, we might win one or two games, but all i can really ever hope for is something for the student section to cheer about (yes! yes! yes! yes!). of course, the football players themselves are slightly more optimistic. and by slightly i mean extremely. dj khaled must be the personal hero of every player, because no matter how bad they are going to be, all they can say is 'WE DA BEST.' no matter, if we wanted to see someone win we would all go to the math club competitions, but thats not what WHS football is about. its about losing your shit when we get a first down, wearing body paint when you know that it will be washed away by your own tears in less than two hours, and always knowing where you are from (WEST SIDE!!!).
Lights-Out Rachke ~ Well its that time of the year again, time to throw on the prediction caps and try to project the record of the infamous West High Football Team. So you're probably asking yourself, "Self, why would i read this? I don't need classmates to tell me that our football team will be bad. And how do i feel a strong physical attraction to the writer?". Whoa slow down now, one question at a time. As a loyal West High Football Fan (1 of 2 students to attend all 9 games during the 'Season of Assault') i feel like my opinion matters alot more then anyone elses. But you weren't there at Wahlert when we were winning, so i get a voice! Anyway, this year i gaze into my crystal ball and predict many things...and 2, yes read it again, 2 victories. I think that the talent level this year around the league is down and we've picked up the slack last year's class left behind. Big Mac at QB will help the team's morale and churn them to early victories. That's all for now!
Your Friend and My Favorite,David "Lights Out" Rachke
Stan "The Man" Kamande ~ For the past three years, West High's football program has gone through many high and low moments....mainly low. This years team shows a enthusiasm and pride that has lacked in the hallowed but packed hallways of West, but when you think about it I would be pretty confident if I hadn't won a game last year..I mean it's not like they can get any lower. When we go to West games we aren't really there to watch the game but rather to chill and cheer for our annual senior Suraj like figure and I don't anticipate that to change this season. When I look into this years schedule I see a lot less talent in the conference and a clearly better team under Sauser's second year as coach, but that's not saying a lot. I see a lot of close games and sacks until our last game where it all clicks and coincidentally we play Prairie and get our 1st win of the season. Also, two predictions 1. that we will see the A-11 Formation a lot this season, even though it doesn't really work...it looks pretty awesome...2. Sahan will provide more entertainment for the student section than the cheerleaders. I believe that the latter is more likely to happen then not
As we finish this post we leave you with our video of the week
You wanna know what? ...I have complete faith in our team. That first game was just a warm up. As long as we can get sahan to agree to be the mascot I see a winning season in the future to come.
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