It's time to break out our crazy skills and predict what will happen in the world of West High sports in the new decade.
Of course, these are all going to happen.
- The 2013 Call of Duty team wins at nationals after coaching legend Neil “Maddawgdiesel6” Madsen gets thrown out after a domestic dispute
- Virtual Frolf becomes a high school sport in 2019
- As does this
- In 2017, a West High athlete shaves points in a major game, doubles up at West’s new Neil Flynn Memorial Casino
- 2018 is the first year with the “belly flop” as an event at a swim meet
- West High basketball wins state in 2015, anarchy takes over in the celebration
- In 2016, West High Basketball goes winless but only because the basketball team encouraged the student body to storm the court every game and screw Big Bergman over.
- In 2012, Marv realizes that the little gym is pretty much useless and turns it into a swimming pool....but soon realizes that too is useless..so he builds a gentlemens club in order to raise money for charter buses
- In 2017, they change the name of the basketball gym to the "Green House" and the motto is "Where we plant our seeds and wait for them to grow"
- West Football wins state championship in 2018 but thats only because they find out thru some clause that Jacob Gannon has one year of eligibility...but with every Batman there is a Robin
- 2015....all ipods stolen during the game at Kingston stadium are returned...turns out it was this guy who had them the whole time
- 2013... IHSAA catches Big Bergman recruiting new born babies at the UI for his future all-star basketball team.... surprisingly most the babies are white?
Video for the Week: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9ZkddHsdpA
From David and Stan.............Stay classy!!
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