A Brand New Season

As we enter the second week of September and the 4th week of school; the climate of West High sports has changed. Why you ask? Because we won our first football game of the season. With this first win of the season, we have exceeded the expectations of about every kid at West and probably shattered the world with the improbable; but, I have one question for you the reader. What unlikely event will happen next? Well I've have some guesses.

1) We will beat City

2) The librarians let anarchy take over the library

3) This blog will get to 1000 views

4) Sahan wins a JV cross country race

5) Michael Vick is allowed into petland and other pet stores

6) Mr. Kirpes loses his mathematical purpose, developes a love for sports and stops converting innocent freshmen into bad joke loving freaks

7) Math team loses to ghetto math club from davenport( This actually could happen, black people who sell on the corner are pretty good at collecting and adding money)

8) Cops and black people learn to coexist

9) Jacob Gannon loses his toughness again

10) Dane Cook becomes funny

11) Russia becomes better than the U.S in a meaningful sport

12) Hawkeyes lose to Arkansas State

Videos of the week:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh87njiWTmw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-PMrugmpV8