Events That Have Happened Since the Last West Victory

• Brett Favre retired 3 times

• Dumbledore died

• Shan Yu came back from the dead

• Spiderman 3 sucked

• Uggs

• Neo became The One

• Dane Cook became funny (still very uncertain)

• I won the Super Bowl appx. 12 times on Madden

• Chocolate Rain

• 21,510,526 teenagers around America went through puberty

• Sahan came to America

• We have a new president

• The stick was inducted to the National Toy Hall of Fame (Even though most of our parents really didn't see this a toy, but more of a weapon of mass destruction)

• Felix Pie was put on the DL with a twisted testie( not as weird as Indonesian soccer star Mistar, who was killed by a herd of pigs that invaded the soccer field)

• Miley Cyrus

• Guitar Hero

• 7 more Ice Age movies

• The Waterboy found his father

• Poppin' the collar came back

• Nick Wilson grew another foot and a half

• The Cubs did not win a World Series

• The vicious Charlie claimed another victim

• The vicious Cheney claimed another victim

• Ely Manning finally got to see a woman naked

• The Math Club has won approximately 2,147 math competitions

• This guy posted a video on facebook

• This guy got destroyed

With Love,

David "Lights Out" Rachke, Stan "The Man" Kamande
and Ben "Dessert" Goerdt ( Kind of ify on the nickname)